Wednesday, June 20, 2007

[Oh, Ok]

On my way home today, I was stopped at a stop sign about to turn the corner in my neighborhood about 20 feet away from my driveway. Suddenly this guy pulls halfway around the corner blocking off the whole intersection to yell at me about blocking the crosswalk. The crosswalk which isn’t really there, yes it’s insinuated in a neighbor hooded area, but not really there non the less. He yells at me, then continues to sit there in my way blocking my view and ultimately ending my chances to turn the corner and make my getaway towards other crosswalks that I intend to park my car in this evening. After several moments in silence wondering how long you can really yell at a stranger for blocking a non-crosswalk for all the non-people, He scolds me again expressing how serious he was. I then laugh and say, “ok bro.” He responds with a snotty “Then don’t just sit there with that blank stare.” Which I follow up with another long blank stare, thinking to myself that he cant technically see my eyes through these sunglasses, I could be doing anything under here. He finally pulls away in his fury and glorified victory of yelling at some girl, an estranged pedestrian hater, for intentionally shutting down attempts of crossing roads anywhere at anytime today. I turn the corner, park my car, and decide not to drive anywhere else today. Godbless that man, and cross your roads my friends, there will be no danger tonight.